{{DQNQUALITY}} {{Revertwar}} 　 　 　 /＼ 　 　 ／/)　＼ 　　 //　/ ／)＼　 　　　　In The Elitist Superstructure of DQN 　／/ ／/　/ /)＼ 　　　　you can't just chill and do whatever 　＼｀´ (__X / /／＼　　　　　　You have to find sites distasteful. 　　 ＼　 ／ / /／￣＼ 　　　　＼　 (/ /　 　　　＼　　　　　　　　　　It's Elitist Quality! 　　　　　 ＼／　 　　　　　 ＼　　　　　　　　　http://4-ch.net/dqn/ 　　　　　　　　　 ／⌒ヽ ______＼ 　　　⊂二二二（　＾ω＾）／⌒ヽ＼ _____ 　　　　　　　　⊂二二二（　＾ω＾／⌒ヽ) 　　　　　　 ○(　　 ｲ⊂二二二（　＾ω＾）二⊃ 　　　　　　　／ヽ　 )） ヽ　 )ヽ　)と　　, ｲ 　　　　　　 （_／（_/(／（/ﾉ（_/⊂ﾉ> )Ｊ 　　　／￣Y￣｀|/￣＾Y￣ヽ/￣￣Y ｀´￣＼ There is no '''Elitist Superstructure'''. The purpose of the nonexistent Elitist Superstructure is not to suppress an organization where sites whose owners believe in the eventual [[symbiosis]] between the various communities around the globe are its "members" (not "affiliates", as "[[affiliation]]" carries a connotation that some find [[Not having mittens|unpleasant]]). They are the shadow masterminds lurking behind the [[Internet]] (or at least the parts of it they do not find [[distasteful]]). The true motives of the [[The Elitist Superstructure of DQN|Elitist Superstructure]] are difficult to discern, but their [[Damage Control]] agents have been observed openly operating in [[DQN]] on several occasions. (Or this would be the case if they existed, which they don't.) == Events and Occurrences attributed to the nonexistent Elitist Superstructure == {{Mittens section}} * The ruination of [[4chan]]. * The total destruction of [[becauseitswinter]]. ** It's back. False alarm. *** No, it's dead. False alarm. * Keeping [[Pax-Tsukuru]] off the map. And its destruction. ** They're back. False alarm. *** While Invisionary tried to elude The Elitist Superstructure by renaming his site, he was largely unsuccessful. Pax Tsukuru, also known as IGDD, is officially off the map. And Invisionary has... let's just say "gone missing". * The breaking of [[Wikichan]] Classic. * The revival of [[AnonIB]]. * Ensuring elitist [[quality]] through [[grammarian]] assault squads. * [[Damage Control]] surges worldwide. * Wiki edit reversions internetwide. * Finding things to be distasteful and removing them from maps. * Controlling [[mittens]] supplies and preventing mitten surplus at all costs. * The [[Eon8]] [[terrorist]] attacks. * Causing the civil war in [[Nepal]]. * [http://www.theinternationalforecaster.com/International_Forecaster_Weekly/Staggering_Deficits_In_A_Depressionary_Economy Controlling the world economy.] * [[Barack HUSSEIN Obama|Destroying America]]. [http://mohammed-ayyad.blogspot.com/2008/11/obamas-victory-is-moral-victory-for_13.html] * [http://www.alwatanyh.com/sw/forum/f17/%D9%87%D9%84-%D8%AA%D8%A4%D9%8A%D8%AF-%D8%A7%D9%84%D9%82%D9%88%D9%85%D9%8A%D8%A9-%D8%A7%D9%84%D8%B9%D8%B1%D8%A8%D9%8A%D8%A9-14723/#post21440 I don't even know what this is] but it's probably some [[terrorist]] [[shit]]. == The Mystery of the Immaturity Mansion == [[Image:Immaturitymansion.jpg|300px|right]] They say that the operations of the nonexistent Elitist Superstructure are led from an underground bunker beneath a seemingly ordinary [[capitalism|bourgeois fuck]] abode, surrounded by the most blatantly cheesy labyrinth ever conceived. This property is known among detractors as the '''Immaturity Mansion''', but in reality it is merely a cover for the [[terrorism|missile sil]]^W^WFLUFFY BUNNY DEPOSITORY. Nothing sinister here, no sir. Evil tongues whisper that if one stands beneath the full moon on the [[All alone for christmas (as usual)|darkest night of winter]] and looks directly at the topmost attic of the mansion, [[gay magic|dire consequences]] may result. == Names of individuals confirmed to be affiliates of The Elitist Superstructure == * ぬるぽ！ * IQ=85 * [[DQN DQN LOL]] * Buttdongle. * I AM A PROUD MEMBER OF THE SOCIETY OF THE DQN * Not in Employment, Education or Training * CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL * [[Captain Obvious]] * My name is [[Squeeks]] and ... * [[⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃]] * （　・∀・） * A Panda * [[Nida]] * im 12 and whate is thies? {{Cat box}} {{Fourth box}} {{Fifth box}} {{Sixth box}} {{God knows}} [[Category:Articles]] [[Category: DQN]] [[Category:Elitism]]